"I just came here to suck some toes and meet Jillian!!"

If you watch The Bachelorette, then that post title won't make you cringe. Well....it still might make you cringe, but you'll know it was said by the one and only Tanner. Mr. Foot Fetish himself. I honestly can't help but laugh. And be skeeved out a little bit. Good night, could you imagine?! A guy that obsessed with feet?! I HATE FEET! If true love means loving your mate's feet, or loving them enough to let them SUCK your toes...then count me out! I don't think I could bring myself to it. I hope... and PRAY... PRAY, I tell ya...that this little Mr. Tanner fetish doesn't continue any further...on cameras at least. Please keep it classy ABC. We don't want to see any toe sucking going on.

With all that aside, I LOVE Tanner. He seriously makes me laugh ever single time he is on the camera. I could NEVER date him. But I would LOVE to be his friend. He's hilarious, and full of energy.

Ok, and how GLAD is everyone that Brad is gone? Poor guy. He was embarrassing to watch. He was so awkward and such a dork-bomber. How about that "kiss of a lifetime" he planted on Jillian during their movie filming date. umm.....my idea of a kiss of a lifetime doesn't exactly consist of the guy awkwardly leaning into me with his arms dangling at his sides. Weird. Mr. Dunn-dee made sure to also point out that he ALWAYS always always crosses his legs. I tried to take up for him about this point, saying some guys do this.....it's true...but not any man I would want. But with that in addition to the cold-sore last week....eek. Thank goodness he's gone.

Oh, and poor Kiptyn. Umm....did Jillian REALLY lean over him to kiss Robert after giving him the rose for the group date? Kiptyn was sitting between Robert and Jillian and they leaned in a kissed right in front of his face. I was embarrassed for him. Manners, Jillian, Manners.... PLEASE!

My last Bachelorette recap (of MANY that I had) is of David. Sickening. Does anyone else feel like they are suddenly in a dirty, nasty college bar when they hear him talking?! I know, without a shadow of a doubt, he is that d-bag that always gets drunk and wants to start a fight with someone every time he goes out drinking. I felt bad for Juan. Now I'll say, I was an initial fan of Juan, but now he is so intense and sensitive he kind of gives me shivers. Like the icky shivers. Like when he was rubbing her arm. Shivers....i would have had to do the "excuse me I have to use the lady's room" stunt. Yuck, he grosses me out now with how intense and fake and cheesy he is. She HAS to see past all that. ANYWAY, back to David. Now that you know how I feel about Juan, I still think David was WAY out of line. What a crazy person. He is A-typical frat guy trying to find some "bro's" to back him up on his opinion and make feel Juan feel like an outcast. Juan had amazing comebacks for David though..... "soooo, this is all about alcohol then?" "i'm here for what i hope all of you guys are here for....to fall in love" " not everyone has to like everyone else" Amen, Amen, Amen. GAWWWWW, I can't stand David. Seriously. Get over yourself. and if you are going to have roid rage, at least give us some nice muscles to look at to prove all those needles you've been poking in your hiney to make you act so psychotic and testosterone-overloaded are worth it.

NOW FOR JILLIAN STYLE:

Jillian wore an orange skirt just like this on Live with Regis & Kelly on Monday. She wore an oatmeal/beige colored tank and tan/gold heels with matching earrings. I found this skirt at alloy.com a while back and fell in love with it. Even more so now that Jillian wore on just like it and I saw how great it looks with a tank!! The white tank (that I would totally wear with the yellow skirt below) is from Target. 8.99 baby! I have these, and I layer two together so there is no see-through bra peekage. These tanks are perfect because they are slightly racerback, but not so much that you can't wear a normal bra without the straps sneaking out. I have the tank in white, black, and yellow. I can't wait to wear the yellow one tucked in with my loose wide leg khaki pants rolled up and my sky high chunky,strappy brown heels!

On the date with Sasha (who got sent home...), Jillian wore an adorable denim jumper. I've been a fan of jumpers from the get-go, and have been looking for a great one since LAST spring ('08) when they were no where to be found. Then, I was looking for a great one to wear with cowboy boots for the summer. Luckily, they are EVERYWHERE this year. This jumper below was found online at pinkice.com (one of my favs!). It's not exactly the same, but I SWEAR I remember seeing one identical to the one Jillian wore at Forever21 a while back. They do have some cute denim jumpers there now, but not the same one I remember seeing.